“Spying illegally to keep people safe? Telling people in a crime–ridden city they can’t have handguns? The Constitution must be protected! WTF?”

Walmart customer goes through hell: “Honestly, they’re the cheapest for my very cheap brand of lenses, so I will go there again.”

“A 7—2 …Court that will last for decades and fundamentally change our country in more ways that affect the average person…”

“Okay, let’s go there.”

“An epic Bill Gates e-mail rant.”

Words fail me.

Sharpton: “I may think that what you do … is gonna put you in hell, but I’m gonna defend your right to get there.”

Wow. If only other people would think this way. But I don’t know if I even believe in hell.

“…Your work on software will be, one day, largely forgotten but your philanthropy will endure. Microsoft will have been a means to an end.”

“No … polluter of our maritime waterways … will ever have to pay punitive damages in an amount greater than the compensatory damages they have caused”

Domain Hacks

http://this.is/neat/

“Marriage shouldn’t be government’s concern”

“Finder filename sorting.”

“…a list of 112 common, easy-to-type characters, and how they’re sorted by Mac OS X…”

“Beach, Windsurfing, A Little Force-Feeding In The Background”

“What a historic gay, I mean day, that would be.”

“If you need someone to coax you not to have sex with a man, you’ve got bigger issues than what’s happening in some court in California.”

“They’re raping our children’s minds.”

How do you rape a mind? Michael Savage, you’re an idiot.

“Hell, why not violate the Hatch Act, too?”

“GOOG-411 now available in Canada.”

This is awesome! I just called the Colossus movie theatre in Langley, BC and was connected. No more international long distance fees! I hope.

“If McCain is going to attack Mrs Obama, he probably shouldn’t use his drug addict/thief wife as the messenger.”

“Man Gets Windows Vista to Work With Printer.”

I don’t think they thought before going with that headline.

“The Bush administration has forced… libertarian conservatives into the hands of the left.”

“Frankly, however painful it is for many, the high price of gas is perhaps the best anti-global warming non-policy there is.”

“ABC’s buddy, the cult-run Washington Times, calls AIDS ‘the gift of the gays’.”

“Terribly sleazy of ABC to lie down with these dogs.” Lie down with dogs, rise with fleas.

“If only the unemployed were millionaire and billionaire Wall Street gamblers. Then they would see billions handed over without even a debate.”

“Finally, at a medical conference a doctor from Angola came up to me with tears in his eyes and implored for me to vote for Obama.”

“I told him that I was an Obama supporter and he thank me over and over. As he left, he said to me ‘Only in America. Only in America.’”

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