Stop f*cking smoking!

“Study: Not Being An Assh*le Boss May Boost Employee Morale.”

“These folks are already in the dark, so boycotting lights wouldn’t faze them a whole lot.”

“Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet.”

“Damned-ness level”

“…[Their] only crime was opening their doors to those who are shunned at other churches.”

“…We want to heal those wounds by inconviencing white people as little as possible.”

“What has Wal-Mart worried? Democracy in the workplace, of course.”

“The point of the act is to stop companies like Wal-Mart from intimidating workers from joining unions. They do this by violating the letter and spirit of the law by doing things like passing false information during the time leading up to the vote or threatening to fire workers if you vote for a union or if a union gets voted in.”

“What would real negotiation between Wal-Mart and its employees look like?”

“Unions provide institutional support to individual workers so that if they ever feel the need to take on their employer it’s not just the World’s Largest Company vs. a single little person.”

“Starbucks has changed its mind and will keep selling sandwiches after all.”

Can I get an “amen”?

“Do the Republicans want to leave Iraq ever?”

US Military: Waivers to arsonists, discharges for gays

Integrity? The Armed Forces require it. But you must lie about your orientation.

“McCain Makes Historic First Visit to Internet.”

“New study suggests household products may be toxic.”

“California bans trans-fats.”

“California changes wording of state constitutional amendment revoking marriages of gay couples.”

“McCain fully adopts the Rove campaign strategy, completing McCain’s transformation into George Bush.”

“McCain now claiming he was critical of Iraq war from the beginning. Uh, no.”

“I’m not a crook… by today’s standards.”

“Everyone seems to agree that 2008 is a change election. Which of these guys looks like change?”

“It’s unusual for rank-and-file members to get a green light to blow off their party leaders. But these are unusual times for Republicans.”

“Responsible Journalism… Fail.”

“…You’ll also conserve 133 gallons of water, and save 24 square feet of land from deforestation.”

“Hey, what’s up with the battery life?”

This is so true. But I really do love the new iPhone.

“…[His] enthusiasm is like being amazed after buying a sandwich that wasn’t spit in.”

“…In America the military doesn’t try to influence domestic elections. It’s creepy. And it’s unprofessional.”

“The Catholic Church is going to curse you! I am a lawyer for the Catholic Church and I will tell the bishop to curse you!”

“The election suddenly feels like a math-class word problem.”

Oh, just go for it you theocratic hypocrite.

“So much for my ‘just wait a week and then cruise in and pick one up in five minutes’ plan.”

And people thought I was nuts for getting mine on the 11th.

“All you have to do is blow it up in one place during the winter and it’s all f*cked.”

“Radical Arab leader supports Barack Obama. His name is Al-Maliki.”

LOL!

“[McCain’s site] doesn’t have an entry for foreign policy…”

Also, look under “National Security” and you may remember that the President is sworn to “preserve and protect” not the citizens, but the Constitution of The United States.

There seems to be some confusion.

Iraq’s Prime Minister really said, “Who wants to exit in a quicker way has a better assessment of the situation in Iraq.”

“Apparently, Nevada Republicans are having some trouble with the nomination process…”

“But the oil companies themselves choked supply by closing more than half of their 300 US refineries in the past 25 years.”

“Someone finally figured out Insurance company rules.”

“Starting out behind is usually an ominous sign for a proposition.”

“It’s all our fault that top McCain surrogate and adviser Phil Gramm called Americans ‘whiners’.”

“We’re f*cked.”

“Public support for gays serving openly in the military is now overwhelming.”

“Asked how they feel about the fact that their choice is the party’s nominee, 50 percent of Obama’s current voters say they are ‘enthusiastic’.”

“Normally, foreign endorsements of our presidential candidates are neither welcome nor helpful.”

“…The foreign leader is the leader of Iraq. He’s the guy who even John McCain says we should follow his lead on whether to stay or go.”

Michael has done such a wonderful job making the bathroom look great.

“The Bush multi–year plan on global warming.”

“Fox [News]: It’s not news, it’s opinion media.”

Where I work, this job is delegated directly to the Store Manager.

The difference between the GOP and the Democrats is a lot of BS.

Did you know he’s black? Say it’s not so.

“…But most [young people] likely will never be as religious as their parents and grandparents.”

That’s good. The last thing we all need is more religion.

Why does KBR hate America?

“AT&T finally offers free wifi for US iPhone customers.” No, not yet.

Seriously, this announcement has been made and retracted like half a dozen times already. Make up your mind, AT&T.

“Among cell-phone-only users, Obama beat McCain by a whopping 29 points…”

“I’ve never seen a comic book with the phrase ‘anal sodomy’ in it before.”

Well, that’s because the homooosexxxuallls are icky. Yucky. Sick. So, let’s hate them. Ick.

“Or are gays lower down on the totem pole to people like Ford?”

“It’s obscene that McCain would leak something like this.”

And the “liberal” media continue to let him get away with this. “You’ve got to get mad. You need to yell ‘I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!’”

“Where all think alike, no one thinks very much.”

“McCain’s a hypocrite. But, the traditional media loves him, so he gets away with it.”

NO SH*T!!!

“I’m a lifelong Republican… [and] this November, I’m voting for Barack Obama.”

“RedState… [doesn’t] shill for Republicans in Congress.”

If I had been drinking something, I’d have spewed it all over the MacBook. By the way, I clicked through so you wouldn’t have to, and this is from Roy Blunt (whom I affectionately refer to as Roy C*nt). I’m so ROTFL.

Backup Battery for iPhone

Hmmm… this does seem kind of over–rated. But what do I know?

“The HIV Travel Ban Is Repealed.”

“If today’s Congress presided over Watergate…”

“Atheists like me have simply lost all faith that religion can exist without being used as a tool for justifying war and subjugation.”

“Surprise! Wal-Mart behind another astroturf group.”

“…One Republican strategist believes that civil marriage equality will survive this fall’s vote in California.”

“Enter alternate domains in Mobile Safari on iPhone OS 2.0.”

“NetNewsWire for iPhone progress.”

“By any measure, our single-minded and open-ended focus on Iraq is not a sound strategy for keeping America safe.”

Guess who? A sane president, anyone?

David Horsey

“Because Jesus was so into guns.”

“Reenactment of Bush Administration.”

“Still learning to get online.” Yes, McCain, in 2008.

“Slavery exists today on an unprecedented scale.” WTF?

McCain on withdrawing our troops: “That’s not too important.”

Brocolli tastes great but sometimes looks weird

What would this be?

Tigger

On the beach

“The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexual activity…”

“…and our enemies are always throwing them up to us usually in a vicious way and very much out of context. What they don’t want us to remember is that there are 362 admonishments in the Bible concerning heterosexual activity. I don’t mean to imply by this that God doesn’t love straight people, only that they seem to require a great deal more supervision.”

Bad news: FISA bill signed. Good news: The law is being challenged.

“…It will be possible for them to reach the continental United States and parts of Canada with just the push of several buttons…”

“…There is a pattern of discrimination against non-Christians in the military.”

“10 Things You Might Not Know About Your Credit Card.”

“They’ve struck the balance ordered by the Bush administration.”

“Grocery bag fee proposal gets warm reception.”

“The truth has no place in the Republican party.”

WTF? “HIV is the only disease that is legislatively designated as a bar to even entering the US.”

“But they chose to break the laws instead because they think they have the right to.”

“Maybe WALL-E isn’t so outlandish.”

“…What’s wrong with exchanging money for a product? It’s a system that’s worked pretty well for, oh, a few thousand years.”

“Why Oh Why Do People Think That The Republican Party Is Bigoted?”

“It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.”

Well, f*ck me!

“Military Gays Do Not Undermine Unit Cohesion.”

Like, duh! Was that too over-the-top?

These people don’t learn. The AFA wants to boycott McDonald’s.

It appears I’ll have to eat there everyday now.

“The GOP is already psychologically defeated.”

“If only every Wal-Mart shopper was so self-aware, our country and our world would be a much better place.”

Those family-values Republicans are taking such good care of you all in Mississippi. Keep voting GOP. You’ll get what you deserve.

When do we stop allowing companies to screw us?

“The FDA has no clue what’s going on. This should scare the hell out of everybody.”

“Oh look honey, when you licked his balls you got stuff all over your face!”

This is why context is important.

“…He denounced the 1964 Civil Rights Act as ‘the single most dangerous piece of legislation ever introduced in the Congress.’”

“It’s a sure sign of the increasingly farcical marginalization of the AFA…”

“Breaking news about Mr 23 percent.”

“Safety? Screw you.”

“There was nothing decent about the policy record of Jesse Helms.”

What a sick and disgusting man. It’ll be great when all these “moral leaders” are dead.