2008-09-24

In this new world, if you’re darker skinned and/or have an accent, don’t do anything on an airplane.

Hell, you may not want to even fly.

“That should show everyone what these people are: bullshit artists who cower at the prospect of accountability and responsibility.”

“My god, this is the easiest choice in an election in my lifetime.”

“We’ve replaced their server…”

“Sen. Schumer asked: ‘Why not $150 billion then, and let the next administration do a re-evaluation in January?’”

Then Paulson had no real answer.

Let’s give 700,000,000,000.00 to these crooks. Or else. What would we get for 1,800,000,000,000.00?

Senator Reid: “We need leadership, not a campaign photo op.”

“Now [McCain is] disputing the public polls. This campaign is in total meltdown.”

“Stated in today’s dollars, in 1979 the entire national debt was $1.5 trillion.”

“…in 2008 alone, $1.5 trillion will have been added to the national debt…”

“Dearly beloved…”

“What Else Can $700 Billion Buy?”

“Until Wall Street is willing to compromise and join in the pain, they can go to hell.”

Chris over at AmericaBlog is mad. You should be as well.

“We do not support government bailouts of private institutions. Government interference in the markets exacerbates problems in the marketplace…”

This is from the Republican platform.

“The senior executives of any firm that is bailed out by Treasury should not be making more than the highest paid government official.”

“REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP”

“This is a matter of great urgence!”

LOL!

“No man’s life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.”

— Judge Gideon J Tucker

“How Democracies Become Dictatorships”

“In the last few years, we have seen the executive branch declare itself outside the law — in prosecuting a war on terror. The law against torture has been suspended. The balance between the executive and legislative branch has been dismissed by signing statements and the theory of the unitary executive. The executive has declared its right to suspend habeas corpus indefinitely, to tap anyone’s phones without court warrants and to detain and torture anyone it decides is an ‘enemy combatant.’ In that sense, we have already left the realm of constitutional government in favor of a protectorate outside the law promising to keep us safe (but never from itself).

“[What Bush has done, and Treasury secretary’s push for power without oversight] are enabling acts of a sort. …My current worry is that I haven’t been afraid enough.”

“…They’ve told us that we can’t afford [it].”

“For years now, they’ve told us that we can’t afford — that the government providing healthcare to all people is just unimaginable; it can’t be done. We don’t have the money to rebuild our infrastructure. We don’t have the money to wipe out poverty. We can’t do it. But all of a sudden, yeah, we do have $700 billion for a bailout of Wall Street.” — Senator Bernie Sanders

“Congress was designed by the Founding Fathers to move slowly, precisely to avoid the sudden panic of a one-week solution that becomes a 20-year mess.

I can’t believe I agree with Newt Gingrich on something.

2008-09-23

“Democrats sue to keep Rossi a Republican”

He claims he’s not trying to fool anybody by not calling himself a Republican.

Whatever.

2008-09-21

“This is depressing.”

Why won’t Apple let third parties write different programs? And why do we have a dozen apps that turn the screen white? It’s a flashlight!

Also, lift the f*cking NDA!

Jesus.

“My advice is to always ask if there is a cheaper way to ship. Once asked we can tell you, but we won’t volunteer the information.”

Lovely.

“If anyone thinks the taxpayers are going to make a profit on this deal, they should immediately be required to surrender their car keys…”

“… and any sharp objects to the appropriate authorities, because they are a danger to themselves and everyone around them.”

“…Every reader of this blog needs to wake up Monday and phone their Congressman and Senator about the frankly silly bailout proposal.”

“No to giving one appointed cabinet officer practically the entire federal budget without any chance of oversight.

“Be polite but firm.”

Well, if we [went to church] there’d be no one here to make your delicious coffee when you get out of church.”

“[I’d] love it if just one person in a position of authority said no… we could pretend that we had a debate before flushing a trillion bucks.”

Anyone with sanity, please step forward.

Chris is pissed. I am and you should be.

“Give us back our money, our job losses, our lost retirement plans and then we’ll start to give a damn about what happens to the gamblers on Wall Street.”

“Anyway, kudos to the Obama campaign for ticking off Limbaugh. Let’s see more ads like that.”

“The $700 Billion Underpants Gnomes”

LOL!

“How the f*ck was I this stupid to follow these transparently idiotic fools for so long?”

The first step towards recovery is admitting you’ve had a problem.

“McCain confuses National Guard and Army”

And you though mixing up Spain and Latin America was the only mistake he’s made? Stick around.

One more reason why he can not be allowed into the White House.

“Bush and McCain ignored Afghanistan”

Heck of a job!

“Now that we own Wall Street and their problems, shouldn’t we have some say on pay?”

Good question. I think we should fire all the board members and managers.

Wha Wha Wha What?

“Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency.”

“Yeah, great idea McCain had, privatizing Social Security and investing all of your retirement savings in the stock market.”

NYT: “US was literally days away from a complete financial meltdown”

Finally some truth from McSame? He says he’s responsible for deregulating the banking industry.

2008-09-20

Barack Obama speaks to Women about the Economic Crisis

Paraphrasing talk radio from my drive the other night: Ha! Ha! Ha! Jesus Christ! Insane laughter.

“Opening up the health insurance market to more vigorous nationwide competition, as we have done over the last decade in banking, would provide more choices of innovative products less burdened by the worst excesses of state-based regulation.”

TV junkies with an iPhone or iPod touch rejoice!

“…finance is still a confidence game — and once the confidence goes, there’s no telling when the selling will stop.”

“…and when it turns out the whole thing is a big pile of shit, you and I get the god damned bill.”

“How many times?”

“[We’ve heard]

We don’t have ENOUGH MONEY to fix Social Security.
We don’t have ENOUGH MONEY to fix Medicare.
We don’t have ENOUGH MONEY to provide health care to ALL Americans.
We don’t have ENOUGH MONEY to help out Americans losing their homes.
We don’t have ENOUGH MONEY to help all our veterans returning from war.
We don’t have ENOUGH MONEY to rescue "no child left behind".

but…

We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to bail out Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.
We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to bail out Bears Stearns.
We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to bail out AIG.
We DO HAVE ENOUGH MONEY to pay for an unnecessary TRILLION DOLLAR war.”

“…Microsoft’s new “I’m a PC” commercials so jaw-droppingly bad is that they’re not countering Apple’s message, but instead they’re reinforcing it.”

2008-09-18

Free Choice Act

There’s nothing wrong with healthcare…

…when a fairly well known technology analyst devotes a whole article to it’s shortcomings.

“John McCain doesn’t know who the prime minister of Spain is and thinks he’s some anti-American leftist in South America.”

He doesn’t know where Spain is. What. The. F*ck.

“I am a firm believer in the people.”

“If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crises. The great point is to bring them the real facts.” — Abraham Lincoln

When will we stop rewarding failure?

“…Referring to American voters as ‘rednecks’ in the middle of an economic crisis.”

Priceless.

“You are losing your house… ON THEIR WATCH. You are bailing out corporations… ON THEIR WATCH. You can’t afford gas… ON THEIR WATCH.”

“Why aren’t we seeing ads all over the place connecting the dots?”

This is a great point.

“The 10 Biggest Chapter 11 Bankruptcies In US History”

This is interesting. Every single one of the biggest failures occurred while Republicans were in the White House.

“The old boys network? In the McCain campaign that’s called a staff meeting. Come, on!”

LOL!

“Let me tell you, friends, there’s no place I’d rather be than here with the hard-working men and women of Ohio.”

So, that means that McSame can now safely rip into Obama?

Fail.

“The $5.1 million McCain raised Monday night at a swank Miami hotel is apparently a distant memory.”

“It might have been the right thing to run down to the river with buckets to collect water to throw on the burning building…”

“but it would have been much better to have better fire codes and a functioning fire department.”

“In the past six months a half dozen financial firms have been effectively nationalized.”

“In order to disguise this a variety of means have been used…”

Free markets? O rly?

“CrossOver creates Chromium just to show they can do it”

Google, please hurry. Apple, please take some ideas from Chrome and make each Safari tab a new process.

“I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.”

— Galileo Galilei

“Mr McCain’s health care proposal would ‘put 25 to 30 million individuals out of the ranks of the uninsured, into the ranks of the insured.’”

“In an article released Tuesday, a panel of prominent health economists concludes that [McCain’s] projection is off by, well, 25 to 30 million.”

More lies.

And why is it that pretty much every other country in the world has realized that healthcare is a basic right?

So, first he created the BlackBerry, then all cell phones, even Wi-Fi too!

It’s Al Gore all over again. Who wants to bet that the right will have a cow when this nonsense is called out even if it was alright with them to rip Gore’s claims to shreds?

“Over the past 10 years alone, Congress has appropriated more than $50 billion to encourage farmers to grow [corn].”

In the end it gets turned into the crap that we end up consuming because eating healthy costs too much for many people.

2008-09-17

“Feds Snip Fannie, Freddie Golden Parachutes”

Good!

“The worst thing for WaMu would be if a run on the bank started, vaporizing their liquidity.”

“Then people worried about the worst happening would be in fact causing it.”

It’s easy to say when the whole f*cking financial sector is falling down.

“Lies”

Here’s a further, fuller round-up of the lies. It’s getting hard to track them. But even more amazing is the media actually doing it’s job.

“Obama’s fundraising phenomenon continues.”

Donate today. And throw some towards my dad’s race against another corrupt one in Kentucky.

Change is happening everywhere.

Quick! Someone tell this administration!

“McCain’s straight talk has become a toxic mix of lies and double-speak.”

”It is leaving a permanent stain on his reputation for integrity, and it is a short-term strategy that eventually will backfire with the very types of independent-thinking voters that were so attracted to him.”

“…The vast majority of this country is dumber than a sack of hammers, perhaps this will be on the level the public can understand.”

So easy…

“It’s like a delicious irony cake wrapped in irony ice cream and topped with chocolate irony sprinkles.”

“It would be just like democracy.”

Republicans like to piss off Democrats. Can I piss off people, too?

Joel Stein: “Heaven is totally overrated. It seems boring. Clouds, listening to people play the harp. It should be somewhere you can’t wait to go, like a luxury hotel. Maybe blue skies and soft music were enough to keep people in line in the 17th century, but Heaven has to step it up a bit. They’re basically getting by because they only have to be better than Hell.”

“This conference so white, Helen Mirren tried to snort it!”

ROTFL!

2008-09-16

“Evangelical pastor: Straight couples should refuse to sign California licenses”

What. The. F*ck.

“We just feel that our rights have been violated.”

And how are your rights being violated now that people who’ve had their rights violated are now equal?

2008-09-13

“…Imagine the outcry if we’d sold ‘Cindy McCain drug testing kits’ at our big conventions.”

Oh, but then we’d be labeled as “insensitive”. I say, do it.

That’s the biggest problem. We’re too nice.

“High oil price fuels ‘Made in America’”

Wow. You mean it costs money to ship goods from China?

“Don’t mock the Constitution. Don’t make fun of it. Don’t suggest that it’s not American to abide by what the founding fathers set up.”

“It’s worked pretty well for over 200 years.”

Mrs McSame?

“Her critics like to say that Palin hasn’t accomplished anything.”

“I disagree: in the space of ten days she’s succeeded in distracting the entire country from the horrific Bush record — and McCain’s complicity in it.”

And that’s the end of my coverage of her. McCain would be more of the same. Do not let anything distract us from remembering this.

I’m not even going to use my tag for her here. It’s retired.

“They pulled Keith Olbermann out of the anchor chair”

“Americans expect their president to be better than them”

“That private jet gimmick: She ‘put it on eBay.’ She didn’t sell it on eBay.”

“For someone who claims to eschew the ways of Washington, Sarah Palin has already mastered the double-speak and obfuscation of the Bush/Cheney administration.”

2008-09-11

2008-09-07

“Actual Representation Of US Economy”

“Obama answers questions from a group of reporters. Will McCain and Palin ever do that? Ever?”

Hmmm…

“GOP staged fake military funeral for their convention”

What. The. F*ck.

“The story behind Google Chrome”

It’s a great idea. I can’t wait for the Mac version.

“Attack John McCain… Attack him all day, all night, and on weekends too. Behave as though Sarah Palin does not exist.”

“The entire political import of the Palin pick is what it says about McCain.”

“Australia moves to give limited rights to gay couples.”

“ABC, CBS aired no analysis from Dems during Day 2 of RNC coverage, despite airing analysis by Republicans during Day 2 of DNC coverage.”

Priceless

Another Republican backs Obama.

“…The campaign was writing the nominee‘s speech before knowing who the nominee would be.”

“Now have you ever heard someone recount what was done to John McCain in the Hanoi Hilton and not use the word ‘torture’?”

No? Ask W.

“Where’s the economy at the GOP convention? Do the Republicans just think Americans are too stupid to notice the economy is being ignored in St. Paul?

Sadly, yes.

The Dark One: “What you can expect from John McCain as President is precisely what he has done this week…”

We’re screwed if the people can’t see past this bullsh*t.

“…‘Vetting’… cabinet members, [is] time-consuming, detailed, and thorough. I’d… think the vetting of a vice presidential nominee would be more so.”

I still think it says more about McSame than Palin.

2008-09-01

“McCain caved to the anti-abortion theocrats running the Republican party, made a hasty pick for his VP, and is now suffering the consequences.”

From the New York Times. Wow. This goes on to prove that this pick says more about McSame than Palin.

“[The] GOP parties in Minneapolis while the south drowns.”

And they are featuring the music of “Hookers and Blow”. In case you’ve forgotten your drugs, blow is cocaine.

Ahhh, the party of… what the f*ck does this party stand for?

Oh, and this as McSame asked that all but “absolutely necessary” activities be cancelled.

“[Under god] was added in 1954.”

How many people realize that — prior to the 1950’s — our Pledge and paper currency did not mention god?

This crap did not occur during the time of our founding fathers.

Why is it, that in a land that promises religious freedom, my Pledge and money encourages me to think of something I don’t believe in?

From the Official Google Blog: The Official Google Browser

Google Chrome. Available from 2 September on Windows. Mac and Linux versions are being built.

Nice ideas for the browser that I wouldn’t mind seeing elsewhere.

I’ll be firing up my virtual machine tomorrow!

“State GOP defends Rossi, others for staying home”

I’m sure. I think it’s more likely he wants to not be associated with the national failure that is his party.

Has anyone called him out on his using “GOP” as his party designation instead of the more honest “Republican”?

“[It doesn’t] really matter if one stands up to the special interests at the Wasilla PTA.”

The hard part is what not to post.

“When this campaign started, one of my biggest questions about Barack Obama was whether he would be any good at managing things.”

Did the primaries prove he is ready to lead? Yes he can.

“McCain has already been battle-tested in disaster response. And he lost.”

Like his mentor. John McSame.

“Palin was for the bridge until she was against it, and kept the money anyway.”

Are we really going to have to bring up footwear again?