“…she had legal documents giving her medical power of attorney. Oh, but they weren't married…”

So, she was fucked. She couldn’t even see her dying wife. The nerve of people to say that they are only protecting a word. Go fuck yourselves. This is why I’ve told Michael I have no intention of leaving Washington. I would not sacrifice the protections we have inside the boundaries of this state.

“It’s the platform, stupid.”

Thanks to John Welch for saying what I feel about the Rethuglican party.

Dilbert comic strip for 02/25/2009:

“It is ‘crazy’ to discuss civil unions… This is the face of Republican moderation? What would the face of extremism look like?”

“Great. Stand up for the same stupidity that led to the disaster in New Orleans. That will impress America.”

“If the GOP believes tax cuts — more tax cuts — are the answer to every problem right now, they are officially out of steam and out of ideas.”

“No Irresponsible Citizen Left Behind?”

Andrew mentions the recklessness displayed by many that took full advantage of than banks — and now us, the taxpayers. What about those, like John, who are not going to be helped by ARRA?

“I say the problem isn’t with perception, but rather that Windows computers really do tend to be junkier and more prone to failure.”

“What’s telling to me is that Microsoft’s new retail chief, David Porter, comes from Wal-Mart. Apple’s retail chief, Ron Johnson, came from Target. Target stores are nice. Wal-Mart stores are hellholes.”

“We have found no evidence to indicate that securities were purchased for customers’ accounts [for] …13 years.”

“And yes, we’re still making this shit up as we go along.”

Andrew is hilarious.

“That was a terrible thing to say. I mean, he’s the president of all the country. If he succeeds, the country succeeds.”

Meet Pat Robertson, crazy Christi— WHAT. THE. FUCK?

“I want everything he’s doing to fail… I want the stimulus package to fail… I do not want this to succeed.”

Meet Rush Limbaugh, angry white man.

“But a well–placed ‘fuck’ can illuminate.”

Shit! This is brilliant.

“Suze Orman… gets it and is just amazingly smart.”

“We’re wearing short sleeves because we have to roll up our sleeves and clean up the mess that we inherited.”

Take that, former asshole.

“Every Republican member of Congress, save three, voted against the biggest tax cut in American history.”

This is how much the Rethuglicans hate Barack Hussein Obama. So fucked up.

“…all you really need is: ‘Liked it, Didn’t Like It, and Neutral’.”

We don’t need four or five stars, or a scale of one to ten.

“Talk about the law of unintended consequences.”

“So possibly the lesson for our country is that the best way to protect the institution of marriage is not to deny people marriage by creating a separate but equal system, but to allow gays to marry.”

Joe Biden was hot.

“…Republican Senators want to prevent [Secretary of Labor nominee Hilda] Solis from supporting workers.”

No surprise. The name of the corporate front group? “Americans for Job Security.” Again, if you’ve been following these assholes for a while, no surprise.

Oh my.

“We did some competitive analysis and here is what we found…”

ROFL from the Google people. BTW, go to gmail.com/tasks on your iPhone or iPod touch.